Although this post is not about Myles or his Adventures, as his mother I feel obligated to warn the public of a violent crime that was committed on August 27th, 2011. The attacker is on the loose, last word, she was seen crossing the Yucatan.
Here is how the assault took place.
Minding my own business, trudging through mud, a pleasurable and enjoyable weekend activity, I felt the ice cold creepy hands of a crazy woman.
Before I could turn to see the face of my attacker, then perform an eye gouge, it was just too late.
I was attacked by a Rosie the Riveter look alike.
She jumped from the pool of mud and headed toward the Bogus Basin Lodge to consume a brewskie in celebration. Before the authorities could apprehend the criminal, she jumped onto chair #6, escaping her future of multi bunk bed living in women's correction.
Please be cautious of this mad woman on the loose, here's one last picture of her. Keep your eye out!
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